Rita Volk x Just Jared Jr.
tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
Those lines were lifted verbatim from my boyhood diary.
My person connect the dots! Well played!
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous
I know you asked for only some of my favorites, but whenever I go to make these kinds of lists I always feel like leaving out even one of these life-changing stories would be an injustice, so I listed all of ‘em instead:
(sorted by update date - most recent to way back in the day)
- Find Me Another Life
- That Awkward Moment When
- Freaking Super
- Love, And Other Drugs
- Room 47
- The Soul Stealer
- Soft Like You
- The Knife Thrower’s Daughter
- Dunder Mifflin, Lima Branch
- Of Comic Books and Coffee Shops
- I’ll Teach You to Dance
- Memento Vitae
- Dr. Lopez, I Presume
- Midnight Screening
- The Workaholic, the Recluse, and the Wild Woman
- (I’ve Never Reached An Answer) I’m Only Given Clues
- Playing Games
- If Only You Could See What I See
- Satin and Lace: Glitter and Gold
- Dance On Our Graves
- The Pool Girl
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
"To all the women who silently made history"